Ronquidos
By Jim
Snoring is not a crime,
Though it’s caused some (it’s said).
"I’m innocent, Your Honour …
He just fell out of bed."
The cacophony is maddening
when you’re lying in your cot.
What adds insult to injury —
they’re sleeping and you’re not!
Everyone passes judgment;
To deny makes us a liar.
The verdict depends where we sit:
The congregation or the choir.
Now, don’t feel high and mighty —
Hubris has a sting.
Comes a time in every service
When the congregation starts to sing!
A sign in the Valpromaro Ostello
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